RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kim Needs to Take Off the Gloves On July 19,

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Kim looks like an adult-sized Cupid of an indiscernible gender and walks like a tree

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kim Says is an advice column on life and love.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kim wants the lighter and whiter Michael Jackson look.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: KIM DOES ‘TRL’. Posted Monday, March 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kim hates Bush so intensely for the US president's less-than-Hamlet-like psychology, for his inability to wrestle with life's

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Kim asks: "Who Weeps for Abeer?"

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Kim Goes Down

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kim likes it plain and simple.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kim Eats A Whole Box Of Candy Bars

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Kim wears alot of make up on her face because she must very insecure about herself.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Kimberly was arrested for aggravated unlicensed operation 3rd and is scheduled to appear in village court on 1/25.06 at 6 pm to answer these